Title: Twisted Tales: Shorty and the Beast (Part 11 - So it's time to take some action, boys)
Rating: G
Verse: G1ish?
Character: Cliffjumper, Arcee, Bumblebee
Warnings: AU.  Crack.
Summary: Once-upon-a-times and might-have-beens paint a story most fair.  A beauty stalks a tower in a guise most foul, and only one bot has optics to see past the ( Read more... )

Title: Activate! (Part IV)
Rating: G
Verse: G1 (Magical!Bots AU)
Warnings: Crack!
Summary: Our final three show off their transformations and attacks.
Note: Timeline is here.

( In which CJ is old hat at this by now, and Brawn is not but willing to learn. )

Title: Uniform
Rating: G
Verse: G1 (Magical!Bots AU)
Warnings: Crack!
Summary: While waiting for Wheeljack to come up with a solution to their body-issues, Hound and Bumblebee are sent on an undercover mission.  They didn't anticipate the little problems that would crop up...
Notes: Follows Change. Timeline is here.

( In which there is much discussion of clothing. )

Title: Twisted Tales: Shorty and the Beast (Part 5 - No Matter What)
Rating: G
Verse: G1ish?
Character: Cliffjumper, Bumblebee, Arcee
Warnings: AU.  Crack.  Sap.
Summary: Once-upon-a-times and might-have-beens paint a story most fair.  A beauty stalks a tower in a guise most foul, and only one bot has optics to see past the grisly exterior.
Part 1
Part 2
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Title: Twisted Tales: Shorty and the Beast (Part 4)
Rating: G
Verse: G1ish?
Character: Cliffjumper, Bumblebee. (Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker)
Warnings: AU.  Crack.
Summary: Once-upon-a-times and might-have-beens paint a story most fair.  A beauty stalks a tower in a guise most foul, and only one bot has optics to see past the grisly exterior.
Part ( Read more... )

Title: Change
Rating: G
Verse: G1 (Magical!Bots AU)
Warnings: Crack!
Summary: Wheeljack seems to be having some issues getting Hound and Bumblebee back to normal. They don't seem to be too upset, however...
Notes: Follows Evil. Timeline is here.

( In which some transformations are more startling than others. )

The town itself was fairly unremarkable as such places were.  The streets were lined with small, neat domes, each housing no more than a few bots each.  There were shops and businesses and the Energon mine, of course, but none of these were much of a draw for tourists or travelers.  Nothing interesting ever happened in Altihex.  (Well, unless you ( Read more... )

Title: Sticky
Rating: G
Verse: G1 (Magical!bots AU)
Warnings: Crack.
Notes: This chapter is proof-positive of why I should not be allowed anywhere near shoujo anime.  Ever.  Timeline is here.

( In which the Bots learn how to deal with rampaging drones the old fashioned way )

Shrapnel dodged it, cackling.  “You missed, missed!”

“Not much of an upgrade,” Kickback added.  “Maybe you should take it in for a refund.”

“Or maybe he should try one of my upgrades,” Bombshell suggested, holding up a cerebro-shell.  “I bet it would-” there was a flash, and the Insecticon’s words were choked off in a cry of pain as he stumbled ( Read more... )

“In here!”  There weren’t any visible remnants of an explosion, but one could never be too careful in the lab.  Wheeljack sounded fine…

But then, Wheeljack sounded fine even when he was missing an arm.  Or his entire lower body.  Sideswipe had said once that he was a lot like that ‘Black Knight’ fellow from that British movie.  Ratchet hadn’t been ( Read more... )